Excess earwax? Here's what to do.

 

I’m so proud of Shrek for not using a Q-tip.

In light of my recent rant revealing how much I hate Q-tips (see here), I feel that I’ve left you a bit ill-equipped for dealing with your earwax. 

I’ve got good news and bad news. 

GOOD NEWS:  (you’re still not actually going to like what I’m about to say) Most wax takes care of itself.  Really, I promise.  For most people, it moves to the outer part of the ear canal, where you can remove it with your finger or a rag. Be patient. Unless you’re in pain or beginning to lose your hearing, just wait.  

BAD NEWS:  Occasionally, it builds up over many years and has to be removed. This can be done in one of several ways:    

  • A primary care physician may perform irrigation.

or

  • An ENT will use a giant microscope to look inside your ear and remove it with tiny instruments or suction. Don’t worry, it usually doesn’t hurt. Most people who require a professional cleaning may only need it once every 5-10+ years, but occasionally, people need their ears cleaned once a year. Very rarely do people need it more often.

A little more good news, though:

  • Both myself and my PA, Jennifer Paris, have cleaned hundreds (if not thousands) of ears in the past. Kids, if that inspires you, you may make a great ENT or Physician’s Assistant. Study hard! Patients like it because of the instant results, and they can usually get an appointment within the week to have it taken care of.

I’ll address home remedies, candling and things offered over-the-counter and on Amazon.com another time. Most are lousy, which is why I posted this first.

 
 
 

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